"If someone’s says they like Stella, is this what they mean?"
“Yes, if they’re talking about beer.”
This was an actual conversation that I had with an actual customer. I don’t think she quite understood what I was saying ;)
She was silent until she could speak without shrieking.
"i want a blowjob"
quiero una biblia
"call a prostitute"
llama a la monja
"where is the strip club"
donde esta la iglesia
"i want to get laid"
quiero leer la palabra de dios
Waaaaiiittt a secoonnddd. I took six years of grade school Spanish and two semesters of college level Spanish and iglesia means church because Enrique Iglesias’ dad’s name is Julio Iglesias and that means July churches and good night.
My night was spent soberly fixing drunken haircuts and other adult things like food shopping and laundry.